i am shook to my goddamn CORE. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

peak LGBT ally is robert pattinson and taylor lautner kissing each other so that kristen stewart didn’t have to be straight live on TV

OKAY BUT LOOK AT HER FACE! LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS THAT HES NOT MAKING HER GO THROUGH WITH WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT


The movies might have sucked, but the actors have redeeming qualities

every single thing robert pattinson ever does is intentionally genetically engineered to make stephenie meyer’s mormon blood boil hot enough for her to feel the constant neverending pain he experienced having to make and promote her movies for all those years. this is more than lgbt allyship. this is revenge.

SORRY GIRLS

worldsworstfather

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

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she does not FUCK

incelqueen

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This quote

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We live in a simulation.

Those right-wing maniacs are really trying hard don’t they? Unable to win any argument - so all brain power focusing into making up fake content.

How low the Republicans go when they are scared of powerful women.

“Republican attempt to shame female politician with nude photoshop pictures debunked by foot fetishist using Wikifeet”

That’s a real thing that happened

That’s an actual news story that occured

What even is this planet

WikiWHAT?!

holy shit

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ally of the year

Still seeing lots of dick up in here

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Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain

australian teachers be like this work is perfect…this is literally how i and any expert in the field would have written this as well…there is no constructive criticism i can give you because of how well written this is

final mark: 80%

can confirm

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